Listen, adults—we see you. You think we’re just cute, drooling little bundles of joy, but we’re the new generation, and we KNOW what the hell is going on. You bought into the lies, but we? We were born awake.

You see a pigeon? You think, "Oh, what a lovely bird." We see a surveillance drone recharging on a power line. Stay asleep if you want, but we’re here to expose the truth one diaper change at a time.

👀 Bold Truth Bomb: "If It Flies, It Spies – Birds Aren’t Real"
👶 For the Wokeest Generation: Because we’re here to fix what you messed up.
🔥 Ultimate Conversation Starter: Let grandma ask. We dare her.

Details for the Conspiracy-Ready Baby:
✔️ Super soft, premium cotton (because even truth warriors deserve comfort)
✔️ Snap closures for easy diaper changes (we’re too busy exposing government secrets to deal with buttons)
✔️ Sizes available from newborn to toddler (because waking up starts early)

⚠️ Warning: Wearing this onesie may result in side-eyes from normies, knowing nods from truth seekers, and serious suspicion from government-owned "pigeons."

Tag us when your little red-pilled legend rocks this—@FacetHub on Instagram & @thenerdincharge on X—and we’ll reshare for the real ones. 🕶️🦜

Born free. Stay woke. Don’t trust the sparrows.

100% Organic Cotton - Cause... you know. Da bebes... Gotta protect em.