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Catch Fish... lots of them! This shirt not only protects you from the elements, it protects you from bad dates. The camo-style fish-covered pattern blends into your natural surroundings while fishing and most men can't find you. (They can't find their keys in their pocket 90% of the time... we think you're safe!)
To provide extra movement, the slim fit, flat ergonomic seams, and the longer body gives extra comfort as well.

WARNING! Update- we intended for this to be funny and somewhat actually work as a date repellant. However, because it apparently "looks too hott" and "fits like a sexxxxxxxyyyyyy glove" some shoppers are having the unintended and unfortunate consequence of MORE attention from dates. We don't know if that's good or bad, but we take no responsibility for you looking like a hot piece of bait. Get your mace... or your appointment book ready, apparently. No promises. It's just shirt with some fish on it... made to protect you in the elements. Who knew "dates" were not considered "elements" ...?

• 82% polyester, 18% spandex
• 6.78 oz/yd² (230 g/m²) (weight may vary by 5%)
• Very soft four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
• Fitted design
• UPF 50+
• Comfortable longer body and sleeves
• Flatseam and coverstitch
• Made by @FacetHub and @facetsofVacation - Tag us to be reshared and have your big fish catch see more audiences!

Catch Fish, Not Feelings Rash Guard for Her

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